thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(Source: untongue, via just-glipsis)

mariah-banks:

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know 

(via just-glipsis)

jesusleto:

if i had a penny for every time jared said ‘dreams’ i’d have enough money to buy his entire closet collection of designer scarves

same goes for “SOON”

(via now-show-me-how-to-live)

(Source: bianqui-creates)

everdreamingheart:

J.K. Rowling should have published The Cuckoo’s Calling under the pseudonym Mark Winjiglo and then revealed in a very Tom Riddle-esque way that it is actually an anagram that says, “I am J.K. Rowling.”

(Source: englishh-rose, via stagdogwolfandrat)

thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

(via livin-life-wild)

manicpixiedeathbitch:

  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
  • Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc

(via nataliafu)

Someone wanna fill me in on what happened with Vyrt please?

so basically this happened:
first - it was delayed about 40 minutes.
second - during this 40 minutes site was mostly down and you were logged out. so finally Jared and vyrt crew tweeted with link to free stream at different site (livestream or sth like that) so everyone could watch it.
most ppl thought that stream from LP concert will happen on vyrt site but there was the same problem and this stream also took place at livestream not on vyrt site.
after event Jared wrote on VyRT chat that someone hacked vyrt site and this was the reason for all this mess

(Source: thirtysecondstomars-confessions)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(via chasing--a-dream)