I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
- Me: Aw shucks I'm not at comic-con well maybe tumblr can catch me up on a few things
- Marvel: Hey look guys, it's a shattered shield of Captain America
- Me: ...
- Marvel: And guess what? There is going to be a big fight between Iron Man and Hulk!
- *wild Benedict Cumberbatch appears*
- The Hobbit: Sneak Peek to The Hobbit battle of five armies just for you guys
- Supernatural: oh look Kevin crashed our panel hahaha oh kevin
- Supernatural: Wanna see a sneak peek for season ten?1!?!?!
- Me: I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now